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breathingprada:

I don’t want cute boys to buy me pizza.

I want them to buy me a burberry prorsum aw14 blanket poncho.

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Anonymous said:

Will you participate in Topless Tuesday? 🙈

drunktrophywife:

brokendildo:

oomshi:

more importantly I’m on tinder & this guy is in a cop uniform he looks so good I’d let him taze me

amen

David. Give it up. The cop isn’t going to f u

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marvelousreader:

aduhm:

whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho

how dare you cut out a book?
but the proposal is adorable!
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majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

holdingbacktheyearsss:

OH MY GOD

(Source: sizvideos, via yaay-feelings-fuck-feelings)

fwips:

/SCREAM/ MY GRANDPA JUST MADE ME A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER CHARGER TO USE TILL THE NEW ONE GETS HERE

LOOK AT IT

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HE LITERALLY MADE MY COMPUTER A HEART/LIFE SUPPORT OUT OF A PILE OF SCRAPS MY GRANDPA IS TONY STARK

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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

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humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

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